DA DA DA DA DA DA DA RUNNING-MAN

Greetings, Not-so-Fatso-ites. Today I thought I would show you some of my cool running gear. Jennifer and I got cool arm bands for our Windows 7 phones since the running app, Couch to 10k, is what is pacing our running. The app tells you when to run and when to walk, even if you’re listening to music. My arm band however didn’t fit over my huge, powerful, python-like biceps, so I had to figure something else out. Actually, I couldn’t stand the idea of not being able to see my phone (what if the commissioner was texting me?) so I modified mine. Not only can I look at my phone whenever I need/want to, but I feel like I have some sort of super gadget. Like Iron Man’s armor or Spider-Man’s web shooters, Running-Man has all the powers of a cell phone on his wrist. Good looking husband and father of five by day, but by night or early morning I’m Running-Man, protecting the city from…well it’s a work in progress.

As far as my calorie count is going, I had a set back today when my old nemesis, Hardees’s, which is very close to my work, beckoned me through the invitation of a co-worker.

“Come to Hardees’s, Jason. There must be something for you to eat here.”

“Ok, Hardees’s, but just a little something.”

“How about a salad, or now that you’re here a BIG BAG LUNCH. BAWHAHAHAHAH.”

“Hardee’s…Nooooooooooo…Whyyyyyyyy...ok.”

Hardees’s new Big Bag Lunch is a Double Cheeseburger, Hot Ham and Cheese, small fries, apple pie, and a 21 oz drink, all for 5 bucks. Evil genius? I think so. So, after I consumed the BBL, which was awesome by the way, I went and entered the calories into my calorie tracker on my phone. It was about 1400 calories, and I had a zero calorie beverage; if you add the pop to it it’s more like 1670, not to mention if you get free refills.  So, needless to say if I don’t eat dinner tonight I will stay within my calorie counting for the day. I’m soooo hungry.