So if you have been dying to know what rules I basically broke off, it was the fast-food/ gas station food ones. I feel so criminal as I write it, like I was sitting in the dark, eating a big mac and suddenly there is a spotlight on me and I’m dressed in old-timey, black and white prison stripes. Somewhere beyond the light a man calls “We've got you surrounded, Schwartz. Put down the burger and come out quietly; No one needs to get hurt.” (When you read that, read it like Peter Brady saying “Porkchops and Applesause”.) “You’ll never take me alive, Copper! I ain’t going back to the joint!“ I shout, as I stuff my face, trying to eat it all before they cuff me.
The truth is, it wasn’t a matter of craving or needing junk food; it was simply convenience and inappropriate use of preparation time… AKA laziness. If you don’t spend the time to make and plan out your food for home as well as work, you will fail as I have. Just the basic principle that what you eat from home is better than eating out will probably save you calories and money. So, to break my old mindsets and challenge my twisted, unknown philosophies about food in my life, I’ve done something rather drastic. I have started the Whole 30 food challenge. If you have never heard of it, look it up on the Googles and check out the details. No sugar, no bread, no dairy, no legumes (which is beans), no processed junk. That means yum, I can have bacon, except if it is made with sugar, which pretty much all bacon is. You have to read labels all the time because, guess what, sugar is in everything. I read that 80% of all the things you will find in a supermarket will have sugar in them. What the Whole 30 does is force you to explore whole food, try new things, get creative, and really make you think about what you’re eating. But more than a diet, it’s a philosophy changer. There are ways to make pancakes with bananas and eggs, or baked goods with fruit and almond flour, which are all Whole 30 approved ingredients, but the rules say "No!". Actually their phrase for that eating that stuff is “sex with you pants on”. I like to say people want to NOT have their cake and eat it too. The reason they say this is that your brain doesn’t know the difference between the “good for you” sweet, yummy muffin and the sugared up one, and the idea is to detox your mind as well as your body. It’s not that a little sugar is bad or a delicious biscuit is bad, but it's all we eat.
That’s a really simple and hopefully not grossly in error way to describe it, but hey, I’m still learning. I’m on day 9 and I don’t really miss the sugar, at least not yet, but I do miss the dairy and mostly cheese. I didn’t realize how much dairy my diet consisted of until not having it for nine days. I have had to get creative and try out new recipes, but I’ll save all that for another post. Check out the Whole 30 Challenge and tell me what you think. Comment below, email me at thenotsofatso@gmail.com, and follow me on twitter @thenotsofatso.