Remember this commercial
https://youtu.be/tsjs3boAgok
Evil Punk Rocker Beef Industry Sellout:
“How about a burger baby”
Shimmering late 80’s Barbie Type Lip Singing to a Sexy Subway Growly Voice:
“I don’t want no burger. I said don’t with the Clown today. I fresh delicious sandwich like the submarines that they serve at Subway. I don’t want no grease chicken…”
I have started again with a diet and weight loss plan so I’m saying down with the clown today. As a matter of fact, I’m saying down with the clown for like 30 days because I’m doing a Whole 30 again. Do I think the Whole 30 is the greatest plan? No, but it’s a plan and I need something that will really make me think about what I’m eating. So no processed food, fast food, grains, the submarine’s like they serve at Subway, dairy, legumes, and most importantly no sugar. After 30 days I’ll reevaluate and see how I want to proceed because I need to continue to train and lose weight. I need to continue not only because I would like to see my daughter grow up, but because I signed up for the Tough Mudder in July. Tough Mudder is a 10-mile race with 20 crazy obstacles. Now some of you might be looking at me like Spiked looked a Hugh Grant’s character William Thatcher’s in Nothing Hill after he turned down Anna Scott. Trust me sometimes I’m looking at myself like that too, but this looming event is proving to be a great motivator. I’m working out almost every day and now starting to change my diet. Hopefully, this story will turn out just as good as the ending of Notting Hill and the “readers of Horse and Hound will be absolutely delighted.”
PS Notting Hill is the GREATEST Rom Com of ALL times.
